Taming a wild and overgrown garden can be hard and painful work. Brambles, nettles and wildlife tear at arms and legs rendering the average gardener hot, broken and suffering many a sleepless afternoon.
This sort of work is best left to our team of fearless garden ninjas. They know no fear. They feel no pain. Like frensied piranas stripping flesh from a carcass, we’ll strip a plot to the bare bones in a matter of minutes*.
*Some artistic license has been used in the construction of this sentence. Timings also exaggerated.